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The name's Perve- I mean Laura.
18. Finland.
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I'm really nice okay, I reblog and everything.
And my liver may be fucked
but my heart is honest
GUESS WHO JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE?!?!
  #aaayyy    #been waiting for this  
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moonemojii:

YASS BETCH YASS!!!

GUESS WHO JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE?!?!
  #aaayyy    #been waiting for this  

Anthony Mackie | Black and White TIFF Press Conference {x}

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackbatpurplecat:

I think we lost her. by UrbanStar

Ivy: I’M KEEPING HIM 
Rocket: (From off screen) Noooooooooooooooooooo

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackbatpurplecat:

I think we lost her. by UrbanStar

Ivy: I’M KEEPING HIM

Rocket: (From off screen) Noooooooooooooooooooo

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
arixsafari (via arixsafari)
The day I stopped
checking on you was
the day I finally ended
an unwritten chapter.

I will look back on
your pages with pride.
Thank you for gracing me
with the knowledge that
I can survive after you.

homebeccer:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.